Friday, April 3, 2009

Robbed a bank in a gorilla suit

Name: Stan Stoluck
Where: New Jersey, Manitoba

First, I went to the costume store and got the gorilla suit and drove to the bank and when I got there I yelled “Everyone get on the floor!” then I grabbed the cashier by the collar and said “Gimme the money!” Then she said “Gimme, Gimme, never gets don’t you know your manners yet.” Then she oped the cashier because I had a mean look in my eyes. I grabbed the money out of her hands and then I ran to my car and drove to my cosins Dimitri’s house.